vectr @vectr - 10d
Be like “my bitcoin? Don’t even ask. Okay, but… you ever heard of nostr? Yeah, f*ing nostr. Was going on nostr and f*ing spent all my bitcoin just zapping f*ing people for f*ing memes. Zapping? Means sending bitcoin to anyone for no good reason. Was doing that all day. Every day! Till it was gone! Damn, you know how much I gave away?! Shit. It’s all gone now. Why’d you have to bring that up? Buy me a drink.”