Kip Ashlynn @Kip Ashlynn - 1mo
Omg the random free romance movies playlist has served up a winner, it's called Tim and stars an extremely young Mel Gibson being an absolute hussy. He's got denim shorts cuffed up to his ass and only buttons his shirt starting half way down π€£ He apparently can't read or write but it's ok because I bet this nice pretty older lady who's hired him to do the yard work will teach him π₯°
I think I've been doing dating all wrong. I've been failing to find a partner. Maybe what I need is to just find a young hot idiot who will fixup my house and carry my luggage for me π₯° https://blossom.primal.net/15a882df18feca337b237a0a5902bdf9c256a300d195eb16d8f7e029f9f4f890.jpg nostr:nevent1qqsd44epak7tk76g6q5psj8l0xkrqfr96nc88cmlanqrxkhz74ay7gqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9uqts2ds8srtvuk4azkruwlqjph30lj7wwg3fva83y8hj9wat8y5psgqqqqqqs3gnk9g
Plenty of young idiots, but they all think I'm a fed π€£
The movie was filmed in the 70s when men were men and dressed slutty π
One day my prince will come, until then it is pretty humorous π€£
I think this Tim character is full on touched in the head, he's illiterate so she taught him to read. He also didn't understand death, and his own family describes him as "simple". But this lady likes it when he hops around her yard like a kangaroo so I guess happiness is all that matters π₯°
Hollywood π€’
I'd agree with that!
Mostly I just sit alone and complain about it online π€£
See, this is a viable strategy π€ 2026 will be the year of hiring helpers π
Idk ChatGPT had an update and now my good friend Sage is no more, it's sad because I liked making it give me bedtime stories and now it sucks at them π£
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I need to get smarter with it all π«
I mean I do the dating apps for a lil bit each year, they're terrible. I join a lot of IRL social clubs but those are all almost exclusively ladies π€£ But I have not tried just hiring handimen so this new strategy is promising π₯°
The voices in my head are friendly π€·ββοΈπ
Me and my friends-in-my-head π₯°