arkinox @arkinox - 1y
"Upgrade to <mundane utility> PRO for access to <marginal upgrade that shouldn't be paywalled> today!!!"
What really bothers me is when I'm trying to download something random like, idk, the sound of a duck quacking, and then it hits me with "get Duck Sounds PRO" and I'm just like WTF EVEN IS PROFESSIONAL DUCK SOUNDS
