Laeserin @Laeserin - 11mo
I really look like this. I'm not a tall, skinny white girl who looks fantastic draped across a yacht, who lives a secret double life pretending to be a short, pudgy, brown, autistic software developer who likes to cook pot roast. Sorry to disappoint.
David @mleku - 11mo
you forgot "with kids and happily married" haha but ok
I even have the stretch marks and the back aches to prove that I managed to successfully replicate and clean a large house for decades. #ProofOfWork
Reminds me to take it out of the oven. We're actually eating it tomorrow, as a Zigeunerbraten. 🫑
Pot roast is an underrated food.
#OnlyMoms
Brunswick @Brunswick - 11mo
Show us your stretched out belly from bearing the next generation
LOL nah
