826e9 - 2y
is there a word for when you are pooping but then you also pee unexpectedly and everything is a little frantic while you get it all under control? I bet German has a word for this.
dr. calle ๐๏ธโก๐๏ธ @calle - 2y
Yes we have a word for it but the character limit in nostr isn't enough to spell it.
Fwebbing @Fwebbing - 2y
Normally I sit down to poop, so pee doesn't bring much chaos into the equation. How do you poop?
I normally sit down to poop as well. although sometimes I guess when you are outside you donโt really have that option. but then in that scenario you probably are less worried about the mess of unexpected pee anyway so idk ๐คทโโ๏ธ
gek @gek - 2y
I just call it pooping. No number 2 without number 1.
Tony @Tony - 2y
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PABLOF7z @PABLOF7z - 2y
Follow #[3]โ for more pooping advice ๐๐๐
poop is just the best
The internet has you covered ๐คฃ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=453r_F-wpYI
32da0 - 2y
QE
e7d68 - 2y
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Brianna HD @theoriginalbhd - 2y
My response: We need more women on Nostr.
34787 - 2y
"Scheisseichhabegeschissenundjetzpinkelistuberallscheisse" - Goethe
0b118 - 2y
lol, i agree
d92fe - 2y
Sorry this isnโt twitter
exactly. here, nobody can censor me for earnest poop related inquiry.
excuse me, miss, this is a unisex concern (probably? I donโt really know). donโt be sexist.
Sorry I was too direct, just felt strong engagement farming vibes on this one. I highly value your take on most non poop topics.
bad91 - 2y
Werner Heisenberg had a term for this I think.
I believe you will find that this was โฆ drum roll โฆ a shitpost.
If the past is our memories need for structure, and the future is our imaginations best attempt to render possibility. I suppose now is critical, and not to be wasted on pondering what this shitposting is all about.
Have scrolled past one too many posts with similar ~vibes~ ๐๐๐๐๐๐