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826e9 - 2y

is there a word for when you are pooping but then you also pee unexpectedly and everything is a little frantic while you get it all under control? I bet German has a word for this.

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dr. calle 👁️⚡👁️ @calle - 2y

Yes we have a word for it but the character limit in nostr isn't enough to spell it.

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Fwebbing @Fwebbing - 2y

Normally I sit down to poop, so pee doesn't bring much chaos into the equation. How do you poop?

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826e9 - 2y

I normally sit down to poop as well. although sometimes I guess when you are outside you don’t really have that option. but then in that scenario you probably are less worried about the mess of unexpected pee anyway so idk 🤷‍♀️

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gek @gek - 2y

I just call it pooping. No number 2 without number 1.

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Tony @Tony - 2y

😂

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PABLOF7z @PABLOF7z - 2y

Follow #[3]​ for more pooping advice 👀👀👀

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826e9 - 2y

poop is just the best

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Fwebbing @Fwebbing - 2y

The internet has you covered 🤣 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=453r_F-wpYI

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32da0 - 2y

QE

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e7d68 - 2y

☠️

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Brianna HD @theoriginalbhd - 2y

My response: We need more women on Nostr.

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34787 - 2y

"Scheisseichhabegeschissenundjetzpinkelistuberallscheisse" - Goethe

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0b118 - 2y

lol, i agree

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d92fe - 2y

Sorry this isn’t twitter

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826e9 - 2y

exactly. here, nobody can censor me for earnest poop related inquiry.

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826e9 - 2y

excuse me, miss, this is a unisex concern (probably? I don’t really know). don’t be sexist.

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d92fe - 2y

Sorry I was too direct, just felt strong engagement farming vibes on this one. I highly value your take on most non poop topics.

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bad91 - 2y

Werner Heisenberg had a term for this I think.

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826e9 - 2y

I believe you will find that this was … drum roll … a shitpost.

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d92fe - 2y

If the past is our memories need for structure, and the future is our imaginations best attempt to render possibility. I suppose now is critical, and not to be wasted on pondering what this shitposting is all about.

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