Yarnlady @Yarnlady - 3mo
Glad I turned the lights on. The kid artfully sprinkled his rubber maggots on my pillow 😐. Revenge will be served. #momstr #kidstr #boymom
mrecheese 🧀 @mrecheese 🧀 - 3mo
These don't taste like bananas.
We've progressed from fake dog poop to fake vomit and now this. It's hard to get me riled these days 😂
Now I want runts...all except the gross banana ones.