Laeserin 🇻🇦 @Laeserin - 16h
And I do so hate that the laptop I was running my Lightning node on died. And then I got another laptop and wanted to run it on there and see if there's some way to resurrect the wallet, but I'm glad I didn't as I appear to have a virus and the whole thing needs to be reset because the network card and the touchpad suddenly turned off, and it's like where's my fucking money and my nerves are just totally shot omg I so hate computers. And all my pitiful little lump of money is in Bitcoin and I keep accidentally losing part of it, or killing the servers, or missing the right recovery keys and every time a phone or laptop dies I lose access to my fucking money and have to buy equipment and dig it out of electronic purgatory and hope I can access it because I sometimes can't because I am too fucking stupid to use Bitcoin, which means, statistically, 99% of humans are too fucking stupid to use Bitcoin and this is why everyone is like, please pay me in dollars.
ManyKeys @ManyKeys - 4h
If it's this hard, then you're doing something wrong. Buy yourself an UmbrelHome device, run your nodes there. Use #BitBanana or #Zeus to connect to and manage the CLN node. Those two wallets will help you open and close channels, send and receive payments and sign stuff if need be. Have a cold wallet — Coldcard, Bitbox, Jade — to store the amount you're holding instead of spending. On and off ramps only through true p2p environment: for EU, there's Peach and Robo sats with decent liquidity EUR payment methods.I advise gags isn't using SEPA transfers if you're selling #BTC as the rules around chargebacks are against you, use payment methods like Wise if you're on the fiat receiving end. Everything is done through the phone app, no need to host anything on top. The effort is minimal, the sovereignty of the setup is excellent. The epitome of "Don't trust, verify". nostr:nevent1qqs2ylg2uv7u69s2uvvf3ldtcesdg632e72gg7cq7vp5yk7kcej6qpqy7kz0q
