Seg₿it @SegBit - 8mo
I didn't know you'd even be in Europe bro. I need to get my international driver's permit. I've been too preoccupied boozing with my buddies and running on fumes from too much booze and external stimuli. But fuck, I may have to change plans. I do not want to go to Europe until I get my AAA international driver's permit. Which is why I'm gonna try to get this done somehow this week..
Haha well, my good buddies, the few that are ACTUALLY worth my time since they are almost as well off as me, keyword almost; just like you, we all planned for this trip together this week. We all planned for all of us to get together here and now and do what we do best. It was like we never parted from each other. We haven't seen each other since my buddy got wiped tf out from some brutal waves at the beach while trying to climb a rocky platform, which forced him to get stitched at the hospital when the adrenaline was telling him otherwise. It was back in December when I posted the image of the ambulance, the funny thing is that there was still drama this week, but nowhere as bad as December when we needed to call an ambulance. But that is how it is with my friend group. It does suck to be one of the few who can exercise caution and try to exercise caution. These fuckers would absolutely fucking go overboard if I'm not around. I feel like I'm one of the only ones that look at things with reason and not think with one's dick.
You and I seem to have gone through some similar shit. It's mos def lonely at the top. It explains precisely why I don't get along with most ppl. Once ppl get to know you better, and when they suspect that you have far more capital than them, and they want to take advantage of your success. Went through the same shit trying to talk my mother out of sending her money to those not deserving. But bc of that I'm lauded as an asshole to the deadbeat side of my family. I would not be surprised at all if you went through the same thing.
Trust me bro, this past week, I had a bunch of peeps from my friend group trying to get my number.
It's funny bro, a few of my best friends back in the 90s and their family moved to AZ. They like it so much there that they have 0 interest coming back to the East coast. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were amongst them. But sadly, they doesn't have the IQ like you. My mother was training to become a Psychologist back in the mid 90s, so I was her guinea pig during that time. My best friend in question who's family moved to AZ from FL didn't fare too well with my mother's IQ test... Let's put it this way, it was kinda revealing how my IQ was over 50 points higher than my best friend.
But here's the thing, I've long already embraced the fact that I am a professional asshole. In fact, I'm more of a PhD of asshology these days. Professional Asshole was a college nickname that I was notorious for. In fact, I'd actually embraced it. I used to always introduce myself that way. However, I'm far more smarter now than I was when was a dumbass boozed professional asshole hence why I'll refer to myself as Dr. Asshole.
