826e9 - 2y
is there a word for when you are pooping but then you also pee unexpectedly and everything is a little frantic while you get it all under control? I bet German has a word for this.
dr. calle 👁️⚡👁️ @calle - 2y
Yes we have a word for it but the character limit in nostr isn't enough to spell it.
Fwebbing @Fwebbing - 2y
Normally I sit down to poop, so pee doesn't bring much chaos into the equation. How do you poop?
I normally sit down to poop as well. although sometimes I guess when you are outside you don’t really have that option. but then in that scenario you probably are less worried about the mess of unexpected pee anyway so idk 🤷♀️
gek @gek - 2y
I just call it pooping. No number 2 without number 1.
Tony @Tony - 2y
😂
PABLOF7z @PABLOF7z - 2y
Follow #[3] for more pooping advice 👀👀👀
poop is just the best
The internet has you covered 🤣 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=453r_F-wpYI
32da0 - 2y
QE
e7d68 - 2y
☠️
Brianna HD @theoriginalbhd - 2y
My response: We need more women on Nostr.
34787 - 2y
"Scheisseichhabegeschissenundjetzpinkelistuberallscheisse" - Goethe
0b118 - 2y
lol, i agree
d92fe - 2y
Sorry this isn’t twitter
exactly. here, nobody can censor me for earnest poop related inquiry.
excuse me, miss, this is a unisex concern (probably? I don’t really know). don’t be sexist.
Sorry I was too direct, just felt strong engagement farming vibes on this one. I highly value your take on most non poop topics.
bad91 - 2y
Werner Heisenberg had a term for this I think.
I believe you will find that this was … drum roll … a shitpost.
If the past is our memories need for structure, and the future is our imaginations best attempt to render possibility. I suppose now is critical, and not to be wasted on pondering what this shitposting is all about.
b9e76 - 2y
That’s correct, there is one: StuhlenpissÜberaschung!
rajwinder @rajwinder - 2y
That sounds like quantum superposition.
