walker @walker - 5d
I’ve had intermittent hiccups ever since nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z put me in a choke hold last night. Many people are saying he tried to crush my larynx because he’s intimidated that nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8 is the fastest-growing Bitcoin podcast in the world, but I don’t believe the rumors (it’s also a ridiculous rumor because my almost super-human neck strength would never allow that, and Preston knows it). I believe he was simply so impressed by the size of my Adam’s Apple that he had to see if it was real (it is). Many scientists are speculating that the hiccups are due to drinking 420 beers since arriving in Miami, but not due to Preston’s strong (but not strong enough) choke hold. I suspect the issue is the fact that only 69 of the beers were Miller Lites. Anyway, hope everyone had a great New Year’s Eve!
