71eca - 8d
🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥 That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand. To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳: ✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay ✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck ✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”) ✅ Repost to spread the infection ⸻ ⚠️ Rules of Engagement: 🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified 💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice 🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good ⸻ If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol. ⸻ Thanks or whatever. Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸 https://i.nostr.build/VGjU761nAfvCRutm.jpg #zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes
Brunswick @Brunswick - 8d
You knock in the hinge side, not the deadbolt side
