mrecheese π§ @mrecheese π§ - 1y
I TEACH PLEB APE ABOUT HAMMOCK CAMPING. PLEB BRAINS SLOW SO I TALK BIG. #NOSTR #GROWNOSTR #CAMPSTR THIS IS HAMMOCK CAMPING. HANG FROM TREE LIKE GREAT JUNGLE MAJESTIC APE. NOT SLEEP ON GROUND WHERE RACCOON FORNICATE. https://i.nostr.build/dq9P.jpg THIS IS HAMMOCK. THIS ONE FANCY WITH NET FROM WARBONNET OUTDOORS MASTER APES. MAKE BUGS NOT BITE FACE. BUGS BITE BACKSIDE MAYBE THROUGH HAMMOCK. USE PERMETHRIN SQUIRT ON HAMMOCK. SCARE BUGS AWAY. SLEEP GOOD NO BZZZZZZ. APE SLEEP IN HAMMOCK DIAGONAL. ONLY NOOB APE SLEEP LIKE BANANA. BANANA FOR EATING NOT PICTURE OF SLEEPING APE. https://i.nostr.build/nDoE.jpg HAMMOCK NET OPEN WITH ZIPPING THING. STRETCHY THING MAKE NET GO UP. NOT TOUCH FACE WHEN SLEEP. APE SLEEP LIKE BABY APE. https://i.nostr.build/A0Yq.jpg THIS IS UNDERQUILT. THIS ONE FANCY FOR LADY APE. BACKSIDE VERY VERY COLD IN WINTER. QUILT WARM BACKSIDE SO NO COLD DEAD HAPPEN IN SLEEP. WARM PART ONLY WHERE BODY GO SO NOT BIG AND HEAVY IN APE BACKPACK. QUILT BY MASTER APE JARED AT SIMPLY LIGHT DESIGNS. GOOD APE MAKE STRONG HAMMOCK STUFF. SLEEPING BAG ONLY FOR RACCOON FORNICATION NOT FOR HAMMOCK. https://i.nostr.build/wlMv.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Wvoj.jpg https://i.nostr.build/PX8W.jpg https://i.nostr.build/8PyJ.jpg THIS IS UNDERQUILT PROTECTOR. SOMETIMES WIND BLOW RAIN ON QUILT. MAKE QUILT WET AND COLD MAYBE. MAGIC CLOTH KEEP OUT WIND AND RAIN. KEEP QUILT DRY. APE SLEEP WARM. https://i.nostr.build/v844.jpg https://i.nostr.build/3Jgn.jpg THIS IS TOP QUILT. TOP QUILT KEEP FRONTSIDE WARM IN WINTER. THIS ONE FANCY SEWING ON BOX FOR FEET OF LADY APE. BIG BOX FOR BIG LADY APE FEET. OUTSIDE PURPLE INSIDE GRAY BY MASTER APE JARED. NOT NEED RACCOON FORNICATING BAG FOR SLEEPING BECAUSE BACKSIDE WARM FROM UNDERQUILT. https://i.nostr.build/QmlJ.jpg SOME HAMMOCK HAVE ROPE CALLED RIDGELINE. RIDGELINE FOR MAKING APE HANG HAMMOCK SAME WAY EVERY TIME. ALSO PROTECT NET FROM BREAK. FLAT HAMMOCK FOR NOOB APE. APE PUT SAG IN HAMMOCK SO DIAGONAL SLEEP BETTER. RIDGELINE MAKE SAG SAME ALWAYS. LADY APE PUT HEAD TORCHES AND DRY SOCKS IN BAG ON RIDGELINE. LADY APE SMART. https://i.nostr.build/689P.jpg https://i.nostr.build/yWVe.jpg THIS IS TARP. TARP MAKE SUN GO DARK. MAKE RAIN NOT WET. THIS TARP MADE LIKE FRONT PORCH WITH WALKING STICKS BUT TREE STICKS ALSO GOOD. https://i.nostr.build/zQxd.jpg TARP ATTACH TO TREE WITH ROPE. TARP ALSO ATTACH TO GROUND WITH ROPE AND METAL STICKS. THIS ROPE FANCY CALLED STINGERZ FROM MASTER APE DUTCHWARE. MAKE TARP GO UP FAST. MAKE TARP GO DOWN FAST. MORE TIME FOR APE TO SLEEP. https://i.nostr.build/ZQnk.jpg WHEN PUT TARP AWAY APE USE THING CALLED SNAKESKIN. SNAKESKIN KEEP TARP NEAT AND CLEAN. TARP NOT GO ON GROUND. MAKE TARP GO BACK IN BAG FAST. MORE TIME FOR APE TO DRINK COFFEE. https://i.nostr.build/ORjA.jpg https://i.nostr.build/GgYX.jpg https://i.nostr.build/e4k2.jpg https://i.nostr.build/rPql.jpg MASTER APE JARED ALSO MAKE BIG SNAKESKIN FIT WHOLE HAMMOCK. HAHA HAMMOCK NOODLE. APE LIKE NOODLE. JARED APE SMART. https://i.nostr.build/PX87.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Wvo3.jpg https://i.nostr.build/B2YP.jpg SOME DUMB APE USE ROPE HANG HAMMOCK FROM TREE. BAD FOR TREE. DUMB DUMB APE. SMART APE USE STRAP. NOT HURT TREE. FANCY STRAP HAVE BUCKLE AND HOOK MAKE HAMMOCK GO UP FAST. MORE TIME FOR APE TO SLEEP. https://i.nostr.build/oRzR.jpg https://i.nostr.build/B2YZ.jpg DUMB APE ALSO NOT KNOW HOW LOAD STRAP. STRAP MOSTLY STRAIGHT THROUGH HOOK GOOD. STRAP BENT THROUGH HOOK BAD. DUMB APE PAY BIG PRICE FOR BREAK STRAP OR HOOK. ALSO FALL ON GROUND WHERE RACCOON FORNICATES. MAY FIND LOVE IN RACCOON AND NO LONGER BE SEEN WITH TREE APES. https://i.nostr.build/l56j.jpg https://i.nostr.build/8PyX.jpg APE PRO TIP USE KNOT CALLED HALF HITCH BEHIND STRAP BUCKLE OR MAKE RACCOON GROUND LOVING. NO KNOT BAD. HALF HITCH KNOT GOOD. https://i.nostr.build/j9WG.jpg https://i.nostr.build/zQKz.jpg WHEN FINISH HAMMOCK CAMPING LIKE TRUE TREE MAJESTIC APE USE BAG FOR PACKING ALL STUFF. https://i.nostr.build/QmlZ.jpg HOPEFULLY PLEB APE LEARN MANY THINGS AND NO LONGER MAKE SEXY WITH RACCOON AND OTHER ANIMAL ON DIRTY GROUND. PLEB APE BECOME STRONG AND MAJESTIC TREE LIVING APE.
THEY ARE THERE.
BECOME MAJESTIC TREE APE. ARMADILLO NOT CLIMB TREE AND GIVE LEPROSY TO HAMMOCK APE. DIRTY GROUND APE GET RACCOON LOVING AND ARMADILLO LEPROSY. THIS TRUE APE FACT.
mrecheese π§ @mrecheese π§ - 6mo
Grug and I should do a coding/hammock camping collab. nostr:nevent1qqsx8mrf8r6p7h90tgxnlxdqpmzs5g4lyuu2angc98ylq4ykcnwke2cpg3mhxw309a3h2ut2w9n82utcw94ng6m5vdcxy6f4xanxj6rrwqehzcnjvfhx7dr6w3hxv7rcd5mxvut4w4axs6mwdym8gumk09jzummwd9hkutczyrv08zuffdp0wqyrqh8t79a53yjk2nezkxqvtpsmsy2plqxv7u5ysqcyqqqqqqgax99gj
mrecheese π§ @mrecheese π§ - 1mo
Is it like the rig in my grug brain hammock guide? We call it "porch mode." nostr:nevent1qqsx8mrf8r6p7h90tgxnlxdqpmzs5g4lyuu2angc98ylq4ykcnwke2cpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9upzpk8n3wy5kshhqzpstn4lz76gjft9fu3trqx9scdcz9qlsrx0w2zgqvzqqqqqqynxdaul
Yarnlady @Yarnlady - 1mo
I forgot about this note ππ. I want to be here again. But maybe warmer. #camping #hammockcamping nostr:nevent1qqsx8mrf8r6p7h90tgxnlxdqpmzs5g4lyuu2angc98ylq4ykcnwke2cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygxc7w9cjj6z7uqgxpwwhutmfzf9v48j9vvqckrphqg5r7qveaegfqpsgqqqqqqsxm7h25
I aim to please.
Shug shows one being tied at about 14:30 in this video. No ape suit, though. https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=4cG0Ne_Ef5w
mrecheese π§ @mrecheese π§ - 4d
@bevo Enjoy the rabbit hole. nostr:nevent1qqsx8mrf8r6p7h90tgxnlxdqpmzs5g4lyuu2angc98ylq4ykcnwke2cpr9mhxue69uhk6un9vd5x2etnv5hryvtdd9kzumt99upzpk8n3wy5kshhqzpstn4lz76gjft9fu3trqx9scdcz9qlsrx0w2zgqvzqqqqqqyj7uhu3
Tag fail. nostr:nprofile1qqs9ywrudwvucs42c5v3dvyt0dga9wkalsvl9wsgmq4yssegf8dalvspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcprpmhxue69uhhg6r9vfshym3wdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9820fc
