Kip Ashlynn @Kip Ashlynn - 2d
I acquired an electric fly swatter and have written up a contract with a bounty of $1 per fly payable in 3 days at GameStop to the boy child. "Wait if I kill a hundred flies I can spend $100 at GameStop?" Correct little man. Any guesses how many dead flies he can collect in three days? Will the VR headset suck him back in and prevent any earnings? I will report on the results this weekend. #gamestop #flygenocide #killemall
The doors and windows are open most of the time anyways, hence the current fly situation. He was very excited for maybe two minutes but has already gone back to video games. I think I won't have to pay all that much 😅 Meanwhile if I had offered it to the little version of me, I'd murder all the flies inside and outside in addition to picking the already dead flies off the fly traps to maximize my profits. But I don't think he's been studying the Rules of Acquisition enough to be on that level.
Should I not incentive large scale extermination? 💀🤣
97c70 - 2d
I'm going to steal this idea
I'm installing one of those magnetic screen doors and repairing some of the window screens today so that should help long term. Three days of maniac fly murder should take care of the short term problem 😅
unfortunately 😅
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