₿eth @₿eth - 8mo
I just shimmied through a relatively narrow space between a clothing rack and a mannequin. All was fine and dandy… until the mannequin moved. Hi fellow human whose bubble I’m very much in and toes I’m nearly stepping on, I was just leaving! That’s all. #plebchain #nostrich
Jay @Jay - 8mo
😂🤣 I'm amazed you made it out alive.
😂 Barely!
f4d89 - 8mo
"I'm sorry, I thought you were a mannequin" probably does no good 😅
That’s exactly what I said! Grabbed my pearls with one hand, his arm with the other, gave a little AH!, looked around for an AED, and said exactly that. He, after being just as startled, called to his wife, chuckled a little and said ‘did you see what she just did?’ There’s a reason I don’t go out much.
Can’t answer that, I’m not the brains behind the screen play.
